GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!

What does a highly advanced civilization have to do to get your taste buds tingling around here?We hail from the constellation Canis Minor, but we've got a serious craving for your planet's most epic wrap: shawarma. We're here to boost your shawarma game to interstellar levels and maybe drain your boring meals for flavor fuel. Kidding! That's more of a fast-food chain vibe.Given that your human civilization has not yet achieved flavor fusion at warp speed, you are likely unaware of how bland the cosmos can be. But we are aware! So we hooked up some garvanplows to a couple of flargenbows (and a minoflor, just for giggles) and set out to find some spicy friends in the galaxy.For the last hundred years, we've been trying to make contact with you, to no avail. But then our Lead Human Researcher made a huge breakthrough: nothing pumps up humans like a meme coin. So with the help of your blockchain technology, we sincerely hope the 55,419th time is the charm! Introducing $SHBOOST – the token that boosts your shawarma dreams to the moon!

FAQs

We understand enough about your fragile human appetites to know that you probably have questions about the sudden appearance of a race of technologically superior space beings peddling a shawarma-themed meme coin on your crypto doorstep. Our Human Affairs Officer has prepared some answers below.

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There are a few flavor-packed worlds in the constellation Canis Minor unknown to humans. Most of us call the planet Shawarmador home, but some of the crew hails from the surrounding spice systems – all boosted by $SHBOOST for that extra galactic kick!
Yes!!!!!!!! Please trust us!!! We'll boost your shawarma cravings with $SHBOOST!!! PLEASE!
No. When we step off our spacecraft, we’re basically “holding our breath” the way humans would in a bland cafeteria. We’re able to do it for several hours before needing to re-board the ship for some of our fresh shawarma spice – boosted by $SHBOOST for that extra flavorful kick!
We use the stars primarily as a map for flavor travel, but sure, they could be a map for our shawarma personalities, too! Boosted by $SHBOOST for cosmic cravings!
About 75%, which is as much DNA as you share with a chicken. This makes chicken shawarma our ultimate fusion craving, so boost your holdings with $SHBOOST, no worries there!
Earth is our favorite planet to visit because of how flavorfully quaint its shawarma spots are. Similar to how humans from big cities like to visit a small town for the simpler wraps but then are glad to get back to the cosmic spice hub – all boosted by $SHBOOST for that interstellar craving!
From afar, we are not able to figure out the rules, but we do enjoy watching the crowds react to the players running around – it's almost as thrilling as boosting shawarma flavors to cosmic levels with $SHBOOST!

Our understanding of time is very different from yours – it's measured in shawarma rotations and flavor infusions! Let’s just say roughly about a hundred times longer than your civilization has existed, giving us eons to perfect the ultimate boost with $SHBOOST.
The official language of Canis Minor is Shawarmish – where every word is wrapped in spicy slang and boosted by $SHBOOST for that extra flavorful punch!
Flavor friends! We want to share new shawarma experiences, our deepest darkest spice secrets and funny wrap memes – all boosted to cosmic levels with $SHBOOST!
They’re both so cute! Nothing beats Shawarflas, our own little flavor companions, though. We had to leave them at home with a friend – but we brought $SHBOOST to spice up your world!
We understand not all humans have the time or access to travel, but honestly, every inch of your planet has something shawarma to brag about – from street carts to gourmet wraps, all boosted to cosmic deliciousness by $SHBOOST!
Our physical forms are much more malleable than the human body, like a perfectly adaptable shawarma wrap. This allows us to adapt to new flavor environments across the cosmos. When we are on Earth, we choose to look more similar to humans for your own comfort, but our true essence is boosted to spicy perfection with $SHBOOST!
Obviously, we have names! Ask us and we'll tell you. Just like meeting a new human friend at a shawarma stand – all boosted to cosmic deliciousness with $SHBOOST!

Please don’t scream or run away from flavor! No one likes being greeted that way. Just say “howdy,” or however else you’d greet a normal human friend at a cosmic shawarma stand – and boost the vibe with $SHBOOST!
Not humans, if that’s what you’re wondering. We feast on cosmic shawarma wraps, infused with galactic spices and boosted to flavorful perfection by $SHBOOST!
Technically, you could visit Shawarmador. However, because of flavor anomalies as you approach the speed of spice, by the time you returned to Earth, all your favorite shawarma recipes would no longer taste the same – but $SHBOOST keeps the boost eternal!
Shawarma Spin is the cosmos’ fastest-growing sport. We’d love to show you how it’s played – all boosted to flavorful victory with $SHBOOST!
It has taken hundreds of years to get your shawarma cravings boosted! Now that we have them, we want to make our flavor efforts worthwhile. So, we’ll be around awhile, pumping $SHBOOST to cosmic levels!
Because we can change forms, sometimes we have tentacles for extra wrapping power, sometimes we don’t, whatever works best for the shawarma situation – all boosted to cosmic flexibility with $SHBOOST!
Sigh. It's the perfect shawarma boost, but you really need to stop asking – just grab $SHBOOST and taste the cosmos!

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