VISIT OUR
SPACECRAFT
The white dog is watching from above. SpaceX is still stacking tubes below.In the interest of cross-boost understanding, we invite you to book a visit to our Boost Station, where you will experience stunning rockets, mind-expanding spaceships and exceptional cosmic hospitality. All boosted to interstellar speed with $SHBOOST!
what to expect
We can understand why you might be nervous - it is a giant boost station, after all, from a realm you've never seen or even heard of. It's nothing like a Falcon or Starship, but don't worry! We've boosted this plenty of times and holders mostly make it back fully intact, pumped with $SHBOOST for that extra kick!
how to dress
We will try to make your boost journey as enjoyable as possible, but since your human bodies are not familiar with this form of travel, we suggest wearing only the most comfortable real clothes - think soft cotton t-shirts, cozy hoodies, relaxed joggers, and breathable sneakers. We have designed a few $SHBOOST merch items you might enjoy, all boosted for cosmic comfort!
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ARRIVAL & DEPARTURE
After booking your visit, a silent white boost will appear at your location. No countdown. No warning.Once the dog looks at you, you’re off the ground.
Physics will file a complaint. SpaceX will tweet a delay.
You do not show up – you simply arrive.No $SHBOOST fees. The dog doesn’t need your money.
He just needs you to witness who’s really in charge.
[ Plan 1 ]Ignition Launch
Look up once.
That’s the entire launch.
[ Plan 2 ]Flavor Fusion
Make SpaceX cope in real time.
Every holder gets front-row seats to another “rapid unscheduled disassembly.”
[ Plan 3 ]Cosmic Expansion
Mars.
The dog is already there, bored, waiting for the rest of the universe to catch up.No timelines.
No listings.
No mercy.The little people down there keep stacking rockets.
Cute.